A styled flat-lay of a green greeting card that reads 'HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE MENTY B' tied with a white ribbon, alongside printed gift tag stickers and pink ornaments on a soft pink background.

Merry Bitchmas Holiday Card

$5.50

No sugarcoating, no saccharine sentiment, just the truth. This card is for the friend who owns every room she walks into and deserves a holiday greeting as bold as she is.

Message: Merry Bitchmas to the Baddest One I Know

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses. Designed by a human, never AI!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
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Send It for Me

Short on time? Out of stamps? Have terrible handwriting? Let me take care of this for you!

Add Send It for Me and I'll mail this card directly to your recipient with a handwritten note! Just add your message (exactly as you'd like it to appear) at checkout.

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Survival for Fitness

I intend to provide the following in each "Emotional Support Snacks": 1 emory board, 2 QTips, 1 Oral -B Deep Clean Cool Mint Floss, peppermint mints, wine opener (Williams-Sonoma), 2 salted caramels from Oakville Grocery of Napa Valley, milk chocolate peanut butter cups (2) from Justin's (organic of course) and 1 packet containg 3 Pepperidge Farm Chessmen Butter cookies.

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SHEWOLF
Fantastic Quality Fantastic Company

Fantastic quality from a fantastic company!!! Always responsive, kind, and a joy to interact with.

I ALWAYS get compliments on my products from SheWolf!!!

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SHEWOLF
Love this bag!

I use this in my work bag for meds, bandaids, tampons, etc. The dimensions are perfect to keep things organized and they don’t bunch up in the bottom of my bag!

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