Belated Birthday Excuses

Because pretending you forgot on purpose only goes so far. This belated birthday card keeps it honest, funny, and low-effort in the best way. Perfect for friends who get it and won’t hold a grudge (hopefully).

Message: Happy belated birthday! Sorry it's late (pick an excuse): my in-laws were in town, the dog ate your present, I was abducted by aliens, a pigeon stole my keys, and I was busy dissociating.

This card is blank inside.

SKU: GC-BDAY-05
Details

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
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