Your Butt Lives Rent-Free Card

$5.50

This card is for attraction that’s inconveniently permanent. A flirty, funny love card for the person whose butt has taken up long-term residence in your brain with zero plans to leave. Equal parts unhinged and affectionate, it’s perfect for couples who communicate primarily through sarcasm and appreciation of a great ass. Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, and your favorite situationships.

Message: Your Butt Lives in my Head Rent-Free

This card is blank inside.

Details

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
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Great gifts!

I bought these for my girl gang and everyone loved them! The order came quick, I received a hand written note thanking me for my order and I can’t wait to get more! Thanks She Wolf!!

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These are year-round treats for best friends, but they also make a nice little gift slipped into holiday or birthday cards. Thanks, Brittany!

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