Your Butt Lives Rent-Free Card

Name: Your Butt Lives Rent-Free Card
Brand: SHEWOLF Designs
SKU: GC-LF-07
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

$5.50

This card is for attraction that’s inconveniently permanent. A flirty, funny love card for the person whose butt has taken up long-term residence in your brain with zero plans to leave.

Message: Your Butt Lives in my Head Rent-Free

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

Blank inside
A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
Includes coordinating envelope

Reviews

Send It for Me

Short on time? Out of stamps? Have terrible handwriting? Let me take care of this for you!

Add Send It for Me and I'll mail this card directly to your recipient with a handwritten note! Just add your message (exactly as you'd like it to appear) at checkout.

Woman-Owned

Designed + run by a pint-sized powerhouse.

Gives Back

Putting your dollars behind your values.

Unapologetically You

Embrace your badass. Take up space!

Let customers speak for us

from 266 reviews

Fantastic Quality Fantastic Company

Fantastic quality from a fantastic company!!! Always responsive, kind, and a joy to interact with.

I ALWAYS get compliments on my products from SheWolf!!!

Anonymous

SHEWOLF

06/02/2026

Love this bag!

I use this in my work bag for meds, bandaids, tampons, etc. The dimensions are perfect to keep things organized and they don’t bunch up in the bottom of my bag!

Bridget B.

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04/16/2026

Item was as I expected

Etsy customer

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04/10/2026

her work is excellent. I ordered a replacement for the one I lost. That should make it obvious that I like it!

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03/29/2026

Best thing i could get someone in the customer service industry. Really good spin quality too.