Dinosaur Birthday Card
This funny card lovingly roasts aging with blunt humor and zero sympathy. Because age is just a number… a really big one.
Message: Congrats On Being Born a Long Ass Time Ago
The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!
- Blank inside
- A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Includes coordinating envelope
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