Old Age Dinosaur Birthday Card

This funny card lovingly roasts aging with blunt humor and zero sympathy. Perfect for friends who can laugh at getting older and appreciate a joke that cuts just a little. Because age is just a number… a really big one.

Message: Congrats On Being Born a Long Ass Time Ago

This card is blank inside.

SKU: GC-BDAY-03
Details

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
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